Tuesday, October 2, 2007

THE NFLs Week 4 (fucking Patriots)


-goddamn it. the Patriots piss me off more than any other football team i have ever watched. how the fuck are they so good? none of those guys are that great. it's like a team of b+ students all playing together at the same level every week and beating the pants off your much more talented team....well then there's Brady and Moss just sort of destroying you at will like Conan. Conan was so awesome. Why haven't they made a new Conan movie? I heard a rumor the Rock was supposed to be in a remake of Conan The Destroyer. or maybe it was Vin Diesel? who knows? who cares?
-Tony Romo is not Brett Favre...he is however better than nearly every other QB in the League this year not named Manning or Brady. i guess i will stop making fun of Jeff and Danna for drafting him in their fantasy league.
-speaking of QBs worth picking in your fantasy league, Daunte is back! and so too are the Raiders, maybe?!? 2-2 and mostly respectable in their losses. Lane Kiffin is the savior. i bet the Dolphins probably are wishing they'd just held onto him for another year....
-or at least held onto Joey Harrington who suddenly looks like an NFL QB playing under Bobby P. maybe we won't need to draft a QB with out number one pick after all next year.
-The Bears are totally drafting a QB next year. can you say Andre Woodson?
-who would have thought that the Chargers would be 1-3 after 4 weeks. i believe there is a word for that...it's called Karma, Bitch! talking shit all offseason and firing your head coach after a 14-2 season seems to really set you up for a motherfucking reality check come next season. i fully expect the Chargers to continue imploding and finish the season 7-9 not unlike the Falcons is previous years. Talent don't mean shit if you don't have some motherfucking character and a good coach.
-The Packers are going to the Super Bowl and winning it all, then Favre is riding off into the sunset as the greatest QB of all time.....or probably he's losing in the 2nd round to the Bucs at home, but whatever this will be a good ride for old Brett, it's too bad all the douchebag sportscasters who worship him will taint the whole thing with their weekly suckjobs.
-my fantasy football team is 4-0. bitch you better recognize greatness when you sees it.

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