So long, Bobby Cox

Even though I mostly don't care about/and or like baseball anymore (which is always weird to think about considering I played it half of my life) I will always root for the Braves. And after spending my youth rooting for the most useless franchise in the majors, Bobby Cox came in and turned the laughing stock into a perennial contender. For all the shit people give Atlanta for only winning 1 championship how many teams wouldn't give anything to have that problem? I think the Cubs would trade us for that kind of failure anytime.

So thank you, Bobby. Thank you for making the Atlanta Braves something that made me miserable instead of something I didn't give a shit about.

My Achy Breaky Heart has been broken.

i blame you Billy Ray, for reasons that only the two of us know about.

well that sucked. not in a 36-0 asskicking kinda way, but in a "hey we might really win this shit....oh wait nevermind, you suck!" kinda way, and honestly those are worse sometimes.

The One Armed Zombie did what he could to lead our Tigers to the promised land (not to mention doing a few things to make sure we didn't). and even on the final drive i still believed. but then of course hella shitty clock management pretty much killed that snowball's chance and we are left with a pit of despair at losing to our 3 biggest rivals for a second year in a row.

but i am happy that this Auburn team showed some pride. they refused to let Mark Ingram have his Heisman moment. they refused to be pushed around and dominated like last year. they held Bama outta the endzone on two short fields. they got after the QB. and if they just coulda kept Julio Jones in check a little more they might have just won the game. and so it goes.

going forward i see good things for Auburn. i believe in Gene Chizik. i believe his players want to win for him. i believe in the new staff and their ability to coach up an under talented team. if Auburn can hold on to their offensive guru for a few more seasons then we might actually see another Heisman winner on the Plains. next year we lose Todd, Tate, Trott, Coleman, and McFadden. hopefully Burns, Fannin, Thorpe, and Bynes can all step up and be the leaders they all were this year. hopefully next year Auburn can win a couple of these big rivalry games and start getting some payback in the SEC. i don't think it can happen...i believe it WILL happen.

also a random congrats to the One Armed Zombie for becoming Auburn's all time single season TD leader.

2009 isn't officially over. we've still got our bowl, but honestly nothing matters going forward. 8 wins and a bowl victory would be nice...especially for these seniors who've gone through so much the last 2 years. but right now all that matters is the future. a future that doesn't seem nearly as bleak as it did in 2008.

so War Damn Eagle everyone. and thank you Auburn 2009 for restoring some faith for this lifelong Auburn fan. you might have not been the best team of this decade, but you are easily one of my favorites.

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

to the guy who ruined my life by making me an Auburn fan. the guy who took me to see rated R movies when i was a kid. the guy who let me cuss in the basement while he was working out. the guy who took me to my first baseball game. the guy who bought all my baseball cards and comic books. who taught me to throw, coached my shitty little league team, bought my car, loaned me endless amounts of money that i'll never pay back, put up with me as an obnoxious teenager, bought me Nirvana's Nevermind on tape, sends me bad jokes via email on a daily basis, let's me use his Rivals.com account, accepted the fact that his son had delusions of being a rockstar instead of playing centerfield for the Atlanta Braves (damn lack of talent passed the age of 13) and never gave me shit about it, and in general is a pretty cool dude...

thanks for being awesome and stuff.

Happy Father's Day

Happy Memorial Day Weekend

Have a good Memorial Day weekend readers. see you again on Tuesday.

to the men and women who keep us safe...thank you. Captain America appreciates what you do and so do smartass bloggers like myself. stay out of Harm's way. and if you do see Harm, just remember you can kick his ass.