FUCK YOU TURF TOE!!!

Turf Toe!!! say it ain't so.

you know what that means:

Matt Ryan is probably done for the rest of the year.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God, why do you hate my Atlanta Falcons so much? is it all the booty music?

goddamncockfacedmotherfuckingpieceofshit!

BUUUUUURRRRDSSS!!!

Dome = Defended.

thanks Falcons, i needed that.

SUPER BOWL OR BUST!!!!!

FALCONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

remember when i said that Atlanta should draft Brian Brohm instead of Matt Ryan? yeah me neither. Brohm got cut by the Packers a year after being their 2nd round draft pick. ouch!

DEM DIRTY BIRDS IZ BACK, YA'LL!!! better recognize. we goin' to Da SupaBowl this year. fuck yeah, motherfucker. 16-0. Matt Ryan MVP, Burner Turner is rushing for 3,000 yards, & Roddy White is changing his name to White Lightning.

...a boy can dream can't he?

oh NFL, i've missed you...i am actually more excited about Pro Football than i am about college for the 1st time since Mike Vick's rookie year.

realistic expectations for the 09 Atlanta Falcons:

well their schedule is a MOTHERFUCKER...so i'm hoping for 9-7 and maybe they sneak into the wildcard and give Atlanta's fans the teams first back to back winning seasons in franchise history. i can't see an offense with as much talent as Atlanta's doing worse than 7-9. so i'll split the difference and predict an 8-8 record and a 3rd place finish in the NFC South but Atlanta will be a Darkhorse for the Super Bowl in 2010 season.

PLAYOFFS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy fucking shit! The Falcons. The Dirty Birds. The Shakespearean Tragedy that is the NFL's Atlanta Franchise is going to the motherfucking playoffs!!!!

SUCK IT!!!!!!

This rules so hard that i can't even complete thoughts.

Matt Ryan you are officially no longer known as Fucknuts McWhitey. i have never been so happy to be so fucking wrong about a player in my whole life. just go ahead and disregard all this horse shit that i wrote. i know nothing about football. you fucking rule. ROOKIE OF THE YEAR, MVP, BEST FALCONS QB EVER!!!!! you're still a big fucking dork, but goddamn you rule.

Mike Smith, i love you.

Michael Turner, thanks for proving me wrong when i said you'd just be Lamont Jordan.

Roddy White and Michael Jenkins....thanks for remembering that you guys were football players this year. what used to be this teams biggest weakness has become an unquestionable strength.

John Abraham is a beast...the rest of the defense could use some work...but hey, you guys do just enough to win. thank you.

THE FALCONS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!! WRAP YOUR FUCKING MIND AROUND THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!!!

You don't have to get me anything for X-mas (other than a new AD for Auburn) because the Falcons gave me the best present all year.

and to make this all the sweeter, if Atlanta beats the shitty Rams next weekend and Carolina loses to the Saints, the Falcons will become the #2 Seed!!!! BOOM!!!!!! my mind just exploded.