BUUUUUURRRRDSSS!!!

Dome = Defended.

thanks Falcons, i needed that.

SUPER BOWL OR BUST!!!!!

PLAYOFFS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy fucking shit! The Falcons. The Dirty Birds. The Shakespearean Tragedy that is the NFL's Atlanta Franchise is going to the motherfucking playoffs!!!!

SUCK IT!!!!!!

This rules so hard that i can't even complete thoughts.

Matt Ryan you are officially no longer known as Fucknuts McWhitey. i have never been so happy to be so fucking wrong about a player in my whole life. just go ahead and disregard all this horse shit that i wrote. i know nothing about football. you fucking rule. ROOKIE OF THE YEAR, MVP, BEST FALCONS QB EVER!!!!! you're still a big fucking dork, but goddamn you rule.

Mike Smith, i love you.

Michael Turner, thanks for proving me wrong when i said you'd just be Lamont Jordan.

Roddy White and Michael Jenkins....thanks for remembering that you guys were football players this year. what used to be this teams biggest weakness has become an unquestionable strength.

John Abraham is a beast...the rest of the defense could use some work...but hey, you guys do just enough to win. thank you.

THE FALCONS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!! WRAP YOUR FUCKING MIND AROUND THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!!!

You don't have to get me anything for X-mas (other than a new AD for Auburn) because the Falcons gave me the best present all year.

and to make this all the sweeter, if Atlanta beats the shitty Rams next weekend and Carolina loses to the Saints, the Falcons will become the #2 Seed!!!! BOOM!!!!!! my mind just exploded.

Atlanta Is So Good That I Actually Expect Them To Win....Weird

i've been so caught up in the Auburn coachapalooza that i forgot to mention the fact that i can't believe the Falcons let that game against the Saints get away from them. when Atlanta is 10-6 and sitting at home while Dallas snags that last playoff spot we can look back at Mike Smith's decision to punt the ball on 4th and 5 with about 3 minutes left in the game, instead of going for it against the lousy Saints defense, as the point where Atlanta blew their shot. still if Atlanta really is 10-6 then i'll have nothing to complain about and i'll be eagerly awaiting the 2009 season with this weird thing called optimism. it just sucks because 3 of Atlanta's losses this season (Denver, New Orleans, & Philadelphia) are games that they could have won. regardless this has been an amazing season and Matt Ryan has made me eat the biggest shit sandwich of my life and i've enjoyed every bite.

Drew Brees just made Atlanta's secondary look ridiculous. i hope Atlanta is spending every single bit of free agency money and their draft picks on that defense (with maybe the exception of the best offensive tackle available in the 1st round).

ok. back to WHO WANTS TO BE AN AUBURN FOOTBALL COACH?


in some other random college football news, Colt McCoy has decided to wait another year before he becomes a 2nd or 3rd round draft pick that never starts a single game in the NFL and eventually becomes a QB coach for the Longhorns in about 6 years or so. good for him.

FALCONS!!!!!

8 WINS BABY!!!!! no matter what happens from here on out you have already exceeded my wildest dreams for this season. but is there any doubt that this team is gonna win at least 10 games? even if they miss the playoffs it's still been a hell of a year. thank you for rescuing me from my post-Iron Bowl hangover. i'm sorry Matt Ryan....for everything i ever said about you.

I <3 Them Falcons

with Auburn's season in the toilet and my fantasy team totally proving itself to be sucktastic, it gives me a great since of relief to know that the Atlanta Falcons can go out on a Sunday and just kick someone's fucking ass like they did against that alleged NFL franchise out in Oakland. also watching De'Angelo Hall get burned multiple times in the game just added to the pleasure of the Falcons' blowout victory over the Raiders. i can't believe it, but this team rules. a win next week over the Saints and the Playoffs look like a very real possibility. at this point i gotta believe this team is gonna at least go 9-7. the Falcons are entering the toughest part of their schedule with 2 games against the Saints, the Broncos and Panthers coming to ATL, and a trip out to San Diego over the next 5 weeks. if the Falcons can go 3-2 in that stretch then you have to think they are a legitimate playoff contender.

it's 100% official, following the most painful season in Falcons history, Atlanta made possibly the 3 best moves in franchise history by hiring Mike Smith, signing Michael Turner, and drafting Matt Fucking Ryan (aka Fucknuts McWhitey aka the MOST AWESOME QB IN FALCONS HISTORY BESIDES MIKE VICK ON MADDEN). i have never been so happy to be so wrong about this team.