have you started preparing for your fantasy football season yet?

if you said yes then you are a nerd.

when i was at Borders buying my Phil Steele i noticed all the fantasy football draft guides were out. i've decided against purchasing one of these and instead will just draft whoever the fuck comes to mind. no strategies this year. strategies didn't win us a championship last year despite having a backfield of Purple Jesus and Joseph Addai. so this year the Thug Apologists will just wing it.

fantasy football leagues will be gathering soon to do their drafts....so get your photoshop and gayjokes ready. you will need them. some leagues are requiring essays for new membership...i shit you not. my gaydar registers this as a 9. other leagues are more casual. members are not informed of their league's registration or whether or not the league still exists. this is what happens when drugs and fantasy football commissioners collide. girlfriends everywhere are rolling their eyes and giving us stern looks while we sit in a corner of the bar debating on which round would be best to take Darren McFadden. much money will be spent on useless draft guides, chicken wings, and beer.