A Lifetime Of Defeats All-SEC Team

Offense

QB- Ryan Mallet, Arkansas
RB- Mark Ingram, Alabama
RB- Montario Hardesty, Tennessee
WR- Darvin Adams, Auburn
WR- AJ Green, Georgia
APB- Dexter McCluster, Ole Miss
TE- Aaron Hernandez, Florida
OT- Ciron Black, LSU
OT- Chris Scott, Tennessee
OG- Michael Johnson, Alabama
OG- Mike Pouncey, Florida
C- Ryan Pugh, Auburn
Wild Cat- Randall Cobb, Kentucky

Defense

DE- Antonio Coleman, Auburn
DT- Dan Williams, Tennessee
DT- Terrence Cody, Alabama
DE- Carlos Dunlap, Florida
LB- Rolando McClain, Alabama
LB- Josh Bynes, Auburn
LB- Brandon Spikes, Florida
LB- Eric Norwood, South Carolina
CB- Joe Haden, Florida
CB- Javier Arenas, Alabama
S- Eric Berry, Tennessee
S- Mark Barron, Alabama

K- Wes Byrum, Auburn
P- Drew Butler, Georgia
KR- Brandon James, Florida
PR- Javier Arenas, Alabama

MVP- Ryan Mallett, Arkansas
Defensive Player Of the Year- Mark Barron, Alabama
Freshman- Trent Richardson, Alabama

30 Years Of Auburn Football

in the 30 years i have been alive one of the few constants has been my love of the Auburn Tigers Football team.

Auburn Tigers Dream Team (1978-2008)

OFFENSE

QB- Stan White
RB- Bo Jackson
RB- Cadillac Williams
FB- Tommie Agee
WR- Frank Sanders
WR- Karsten Bailey
WR- Courtney Taylor
TE- Walter Reeves
OT- Marcus McNeil
OT- Stacy Searels
OG- Ed King
OG- Kendall Simmons
C- Ben Tamburello

reserves
QB- Dameyune Craig
RB- Brent Fullwood
RB- Ronnie Brown
WR- Tim Carter
WR- Ben Obomanu
TE- Cooper Wallace
OT- Wayne Gandy
OG- Ben Grubbs

DEFENSE

DE- Quentin Groves
DE- Stanley McClover
DT- Tracy Rocker
DT- David Rocker
LB- Karlos Dansby
LB- Takeo Spikes
LB- Aundray Bruce
CB- Carlos Rogers
CB- David Irons
S- Chris Shelling
S- Junior Rosegreen

reserves
DE- Reggie Torbor
DT- Donnie Humphrey
LB- Kurt Crain
LB- Marcus Washington
CB- Rod Hood
S/LB- Will Herring

SPECIAL TEAMS
K- Damon Duval
P- Terry Daniel
KR- Devin Aromashodu

30 Years Of Loving Sports: NBA

my NBA Dream Team from the year's 1978-2008

no Michael Jordan on this team. i always loathed Jordan and the Bulls and even though i understand that he's the greatest player of all time he gets no spot on my make believe squad.

starting 5
C- Shaquille O'Neal
PF- Charles Barkley
SF- Larry Bird
SG- Allen Iverson
PG- Magic Johnson


bench
C- Hakeem Olajuwon
PF- Dominique Wilkins
SF- Julius Erving
SG- Reggie Miller
PG- Steve Nash

bonus Barkley mugshot pic.

30 Years Of Loving Sports: The NFL

my personal Dream Team of NFL players from the last 30 years (1978-2008).

offense
QB- Randall Cunningham
RB- Bo Jackson
RB- Barry Sanders
FB- Mike Alstott
WR- Jerry Rice
WR- Randy Moss
WR- Marvin Harrison
WR- Art Monk
TE- Antonio Gates
OT- Anthony Munoz
OT- Richmond Webb
OG- John Hannah
OG- Russ Grimm
C- Mark Stepnoski

defense
DE- Reggie White
DE- Howie Long
DT- Warren Sapp
DT- John Randle
OLB- Lawrence Taylor
OLB- Derrick Thomas
ILB- Mike Singletary
ILB- Jesse Tuggle
CB- Darrell Green
CB- Rod Woodson
S- Ronnie Lott
S- Steve Atwater

special teams
K- Morten Anderson
P- we will never punt the ball, ever
KR/PR- Deion Sanders

i originally picked Joe Montana as my QB and then i thought about it and said fuck that. then i saw this youtube video of Randall Cunningham and i knew who my QB needed to be.

30 Years Of Loving Sports: Baseball

i'm about to turn 30. it's a sad reality that i am trying my best to wrap my brain around. in celebration of this historic personal event i'm coming up with my JR SUICIDE ALL STARS teams. aka my favorite players position by position in the 3 major sports, plus college football, during my lifetime.

today's sport is Major League Baseball (aka my first love).

starting lineup (we're gonna be a national league team, no fucking DH)

1B- Frank Thomas
2B- Craig Biggio
SS- Ozzie Smith
3B- George Brett
LF- Bo Jackson
CF- Ken Griffey Jr.
RF- Dale Murphy
C- Sandy Alomar Jr

starting rotation
RHP- Nolan Ryan
LHP- Tom Glavine
RHP- John Smoltz
LHP- Randy Johnson

Closer- Dennis Eckersley