Sunday, November 2, 2008

Don't Take Your Guns To Town


A Lifetime Of Defeats Top 25 Week 10

1. Alabama
2. Penn State
3. Texas Tech
4. Florida
5. USC
6. Texas
7. Oklahoma
8. Oklahoma State
9. Boise State
10. Utah
11. TCU
12. Georgia
13. Missouri
14. Ohio State
15. LSU
16. Ball State
17. BYU
18. West Fucking Virginia
19. California
20. Michigan State
21. Cincinatti
22. North Carolina
23. Maryland
24. Georgia Tech
25. FSU

- it's one thing to lose a game on the final play, that's a heartbreaker. but when you lose a game on the final play after just dropping the game winning interception a play before is just like getting your heartbroken and getting kicked in the balls for good measure...but when you factor in that you were down the entire game, fought back, took the lead, and then gave up a game winning touchdown with 1 second left that not only lost you the game but also the number 1 ranking in the country and a shot at the national title all in that same momement...well that's like having your heart explode inside you just as your balls are being ripped off and your head is set on fire. Texas Tech will ruin your life. oh yes they will.

- and so now the Target gets worn by Bama. good luck with that.

- hey i think Florida just scored another touchdown. Tebow better get ready to crank dat Heisman again.

- USC's final score against Washington and Washington State this year: 125-0. ouch.

- when i see Nebraska getting destroyed 62-28 it gives me horrible visions of Auburn turning into the SEC's version of the Huskers.

- West Fucking Virginia is back. better recognize.

- the ACC shitstorm continues. probable championship game matchup: Georgia Tech vs. Maryland. the Orange Bowl has a boner, i'm sure.

- after Texas lost it seems almost inevitable that we are gonna get a Penn State vs. whoever wins the SEC or Big 12 national title. but honestly after this weekend the game i wanna see is USC vs. Florida.

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