A Pirate's Life For Me

A Lifetime Of Defeats Top 25 Week 11

1. Texas Tech
2. Alabama
3. Florida
4. Texas
5. USC
6. Oklahoma
7. Penn State
8. Utah
9. Boise State
10. Ohio State
11. Missouri
12. Georgia
13. Ball State
14. Oklahoma State
15. TCU
16. BYU
17. LSU
18. North Carolina
19. Michigan State
20. Cincinnati
21. Florida State
22. Pittsburgh
23. South Carolina
24. Virginia Tech
25. Air Force

- My New Number 1 is the Red Paiders' Pirate Academy. what can a team do against such reckless savagery? Texas Tech is out for blood. that's how pirates do. i wonder what it would be like to have a team that can score 50 points in their sleep? too bad Captain Leach would never be given the Good Ship Auburn in a million years. it would probably end in flames...but it'd be a hell of a lot more fun than the Tuberville show.

- Florida is the HOTTEST TEAM IN THE COUNTRY...or at least that's what every journalist in the country will be saying for the next few weeks until the SEC championship game. nevermind that their are a bunch of other teams playing just as well as the Gators and some of them didn't even have to lose to Ole' Miss to become so damn hot.

-with Penn State doing to the nice thing and losing and getting out of the way, we are almost guaranteed a BIG 12 vs. SEC national title. and i'm all for it. USC will just have to settle for feasting on Penn State in another Rose Bowl blowout.

-if both Utah and Boise State go undefeated i don't think it's fair to leave either of them out of the BCS. both schools have been BCS busters in the past. both teams have WON BCS bowl games. both teams are among the best Non-BCS schools. they'd probably be the 2nd, 3rd or 4th best teams in the The ACC, Pac 10, or Big 10 this season...and they'd out and out win the Big East...so a solution would be to award both of them a BCS matchup (i'm looking at you Fiesta Bowl) with one another to decide who the best Non-BCS school in the nation is with the winning school's conference taking The Big East's automatic bid. just an idea...noone will listen to it of course.

-speaking of the Big East...does anyone want to have to watch Pitt or Cincinnati play the ACC winner in the Orange Bowl? the Horror.