if i'd only been 6 inches taller i coulda been a football player

...instead i spent my teen years listening to rock music, growing my hair long, and trying to figure out different skills that i could attain that would help me get laid. Rock band singer might have been my most/least successful endeavor...look there's even youtube videos to prove it.

okay blah blah, enough self promoting of shit i did 4 years ago, let's talk about what i have been doing lately...okay, sadly the answer to that question is nothing, especially with college football being over and done with. mostly it's been allot of getting home from work and watching ESPN classic, hoping to catch a college football game of yore. unfortunately i am often greeted by poker, bowling, or classic boxing...three things i could 100% do without...which got me thinking, why doesn't ESPN or some other enterprising network come up with a channel that shows nothing but classic college football games. honestly i could spend hours just watching games of Auburn teams from the 1980s when noone could throw a pass and the whole offense was built around "Run Bo Run!" and i'm sure other fans would totally agree. someone should get on that, and soon. blah, this was a completely pointless post meant to take up 10 minutes of my time at work.