Monday, January 14, 2008

THE NFLs (Divisional Playoff Edition aka T.O.'s sweet tears of defeat)


-man the Patriots are so fucking good that I've stopped rooting against them. sometimes you must put your personal hatred for a team aside and just appreciate their awesomeness......oh fuck that! Rodney Harrison is too much of a douchebag to ever stop hating the Pats. unfortunately...
-they'll be playing the Chargers in the AFC title game, a team that i hate even more than the Patriots. The Chargers are the ultimate Paper Champions, but with L.T. and Rivers on the bench they pulled a victory out of their ass against the Colts. poor Peyton. good thing he won that Superbowl last year, cuz people would be talking about his ability to pulloff massive choke jobs with ease again, something that he did in nearly every loss the Colts suffered this season. maybe if the Colts didn't make Marvin Harrison sit on the sidelines during their potential game winning drive then they might have pulled out the victory. in the long run who cares. neither of those teams could beat the Patriots. i fully expect the Chargers to get beaten by about 30. which means...
-Help us Brett Favre. your our only hope. you and your scrappy band of rebels just got done defeating the Seahawks on Hoth and now it's time to get your asses back to the Superbowl and crush those fucking Patrtiots. and luckily you get to defend the ice fortress of Hoth AGAIN. cuz America's team went down...
-so i guess Tony Romo should've spent less time titty fucking Jessica Simpson and more time learning not to throw game killing interceptions into the endzone on game winning drives against the Giants. that's two straight years that a mistake by Romo has caused the Cowboys a playoff win. it's been 12 years since the Boys won a playoff game for all you kids scoring at home. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! and T.O. cried like a girl afterwards? fag.
-this of course means Eli Manning is one game closer to the Superbowl. yeah read that again, ELI FUCKING MANNING is gonna be in the NFC Championship game while his brother sits at home watching the game on his Sony HDTV. on a team full of total douchebags it's hard not to root for Eli. i'd much rather see the Packers win next week just because i think Favre might be the only one who could take out the Pats, but still i'll be rooting for Eli to play well.

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