superbowl week is the most boring week of the year

this is Lula, don't be fooled by that sweet face...she's a vicious beast bent on the destruction on all of my socks and/or underwear..she also is picking the Giants to upset the Patriots in the superbowl. she's a risk taker. what can i say?

if i'd only been 6 inches taller i coulda been a football player

...instead i spent my teen years listening to rock music, growing my hair long, and trying to figure out different skills that i could attain that would help me get laid. Rock band singer might have been my most/least successful endeavor...look there's even youtube videos to prove it.

okay blah blah, enough self promoting of shit i did 4 years ago, let's talk about what i have been doing lately...okay, sadly the answer to that question is nothing, especially with college football being over and done with. mostly it's been allot of getting home from work and watching ESPN classic, hoping to catch a college football game of yore. unfortunately i am often greeted by poker, bowling, or classic boxing...three things i could 100% do without...which got me thinking, why doesn't ESPN or some other enterprising network come up with a channel that shows nothing but classic college football games. honestly i could spend hours just watching games of Auburn teams from the 1980s when noone could throw a pass and the whole offense was built around "Run Bo Run!" and i'm sure other fans would totally agree. someone should get on that, and soon. blah, this was a completely pointless post meant to take up 10 minutes of my time at work.

2008 Wishlist

1. Auburn wins a fucking National Title.
2. Auburn at least wins an SEC title.
3. Auburn at the very least wins the SEC West.
4. Falcons land Darren McFadden....somehow.
5. Braves win one final World Series. Smoltz Wins Cy Young. he and Cox retire and ride off into the sunset. Atlanta burns the city to the ground. all is well.
6. i rack up 800 yards a game on NCAA 2009 for XBoX 360 with Auburn's new wide open spread attack resulting in a virtual Heisman for Kodi Burns.
7. The Red Sox and Yankees both miss the playoffs.
8. I win my NCAA Basketball Tournament pool.
9. The Patriots get beaten in the playoffs by anyone except the fucking Cowboys.
10. this fucking writer's strike would end and we get more than 8 episodes of Lost.

If You Don't Knowshon Then You Better Ask Somebody

if you have a girlfriend, wife, sister, or MILF who inhabits the town of Athens, GA and it's surrounding areas, then you should beware of UGA Runningback Knowshon Moreno as he will be laying some serious pipe down on the Athens areas hoes for the next 3-4 years and you unfortunately will be dishing out high fives to him.

Trapped Behind Enemy Lines

Here i am on a Saturday with a bunch of UGA and Alabama fans watching the game while Auburn struggles against New Mexico State and i slip into a deeper depression. i continue to tell myself that it could be worse, i could be Louisville or Notre Dame fan. okay, nevermind suddenly the Tigers have an offence...granted it's against New Mexico State but i'll take whatever i can get.

thoughts o' the day:
-LSU is the best team in the country. unlike Auburn, they have two good QBs and a defence that demands virgin sacrifices and blood rights on a weekly basis. i am not looking forward to the asskicking that Auburn will be receiving from them soon enough.
-Darren McFadden is gonna get robbed of the Heisman because fucking Houston Nutt is a shitty coach.
-MB + drankin' + the UGA/Bama game = some shit
-fair weather Georgia fans are never fun to watch a game with.
-Penn State suck...or maybe Michigan figured out how to play football, regardless the Big 10 is boring as shit.
-i still suck at college pick 'ems
-to win the Big 10 is sort of like completing legend of Zelda. you gotta collect an ax, a bucket, a golden key, a keg, etc....