Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Who Got Them Heismans? (The Final Battle)



who gonna crank dat' Heisman? it's on bitches. the season be over but the shit talking is at an all time high. here are the big 3 that get to battle it out for the world's biggest paperweight.

-Tim Tebow, QB/Florida- had video game like numbers, running and throwing. made even the best SEC defences (except Auburn) look silly. the most dominate player in the SEC since Bo. already a legend. probably will be an awesome fullback in the NFL. June Jones thinks he's overrated and that he couldn't run Hawaii's offense.

-Colt Brennan, QB/Hawaii- threw for about a million touchdowns. out Ty Detmered Ty Detmer. went undefeated. Junes Jones says he's the best player in College Football. everyone else cries that he's a system QB in a weak conference. but hey aren't they all just system quarterbacks? the dude deserves to go to New York at the very least.

-Darren McFadden, RB/Arkansas- Arkansas born and bread boys. has a sweet ride. brings wood to games. the best running back in the SEC in 20 years. a threat to run and pass. beat LSU (not that it ended up mattering). will dominate in the NFL unlike these other guys. the future. if there was justice in the world then they'd build a statue of him in Arkansas and pray to it daily. GIVE THIS MAN HIS FUCKING HEISMAN!

if they let me vote this is what my top 5 would look like.

1. Darren McFadden, Arkansas
2. Tim Tebow, Florida
3. Colt Brennan, Hawaii
4. Dennis Dixon, Oregon
5. Pat White, West Virginia

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