THE NFLs Week 13 (Fuck The Patriots)

-seriously, i hate those guys. watching the game last night, it was just oh so obvious that no matter what the Ravens did, the Patriots were still gonna win. and on the final drive the Ravens stopped them 3 times on 4th down but all were negated by either penalties or poorly called timeouts. The game was about as predictable as an episode of Heroes and more and more i am accepting the fact that NOONE is gonna beat New England. someone needs to pull a Dresden on the city of Boston. fucking Massholes.
-if the Cowboys beat the Packers and noone watches, does it really happen?
-Vince Young can throw the ball, apparently. don't hate. the man just wins. he's dumb as a rock but awesome as hell. fuck the Madden curse.
-The Colts decide to show up and beat the Jags. hurry back Marvin. Peyton and The Thug Apologists need you.
-Chargers win. they still suck. the AFC West is possibly worse than the NFC south.
-The Saints pulled one of the biggest choke jobs of the season with a stupid reverse play while trying to run out the clock. last time i checked pounding it up the middle was the best option in that situation. but then again i'm not an offensive genius like Sean Payton. also it's about time to come to terms with the fact that Reggie Bush is not an elite runningback. he's just a really good running back who was really fast in college. Peterson is miles ahead of him.
-Falcons still suck...please don't draft a QB. do everything you can and trade everything you've got to get McFadden. PLEASE!!!!!!
-so much for the Dolphins being able to beat a team. The Jets just destroyed them. 0-16 is real and it's happening.
-what isn't happening is Detriot winning 10 games. god has forsaken you John Kitna.
-that's okay though, cuz Purple Jesus IS going to the playoffs and he's taking my fantasy team with him to a championship. I HEART PURPLE JESUS.
-in the battle of teams that are never good, but suddenly got respectable, the Cardinals took out Cleveland (thanks to that shitty no touchdown call). i hope both of these teams make the playoffs...if only because their fans have suffered so much.
-Grossman and Eli try to outsuck each other. Eli wins. i hate the Giants.
-The Raiders win. i'm gonna bust out my Bo Jackson jersey and root hard for them, starting next season. Black and Silver will be all the rage in 08. i'm calling it now.