CRY ME A RIVER

this one goes out to the Georgia Bulldogs, USC Trojans, and Oklahoma Sooners. it's okay baby, i know it's not fair.



while watching the BCS selection show last night i found myself laughing as the Herbie-bot kept telling everyone how the BCS "got it right". which is all well and fine if you are an LSU or Ohio State fan. but honestly it's kinda laughable to ever say that a completely fucked up and useless system being controlled partially by computers and partially by humanoid coaches who never watch any college football, except film of teams they play, can ever get anything right...much less a game that decides the national champion of college football. will this be the season that finally gets us a playoff? probably not, but it's definitely a step in the right direction. USC and Oklahoma get to feel the burn that kept Auburn out of the BCS championship in 04. Georgia gets to learn what it's like to be Michigan last year. it's hard to feel bad for any of these teams, Oklahoma lost to a lousy Colorado team and Texas Tech. USC lost to a terrible Standford team. Georgia got beat by a South Carolina team that ended up being 6-6 and got blown the fuck out by Tennessee. how can you really argue that any of those schools are worthy of being #1 or #2?

i say fuck it and let Hawaii play for the national title this year, because noone is going to accept the winner of the LSU and Ohio State game as the legit title holder except for fans of those schools and robots. or better yet, let's just award the 2004 Auburn Tigers this year's National Title and make me happy.