Stop Me If You Think That You've Heard This One Before

Whenever you type the words "dumb motherfucker" together, google should automatically redirect you here.

in case you haven't heard, former Georgia Bulldogs and Dallas Cowboys QB, Quincy Carter got himself arrested....AGAIN.

DWIs are a bitch.

when i think about wastes of talent, i often think of Cocaine Quincy first. he may have done more blow in Athens than the entire music scene combined.

in other football players who are dumbasses news, Kellen Winslow and his swollen balls got traded to the Bucs. as if i needed another reason to hate Tampa Bay. i guess they needed a "soldier".

Killing Dogs = Finding Religion

so Mike Vick finally plead guilty today and then had a little press conference from which much bullshit flowed,

"First, I want to apologize, you know, for all the things that -- that I've done and that I have allowed to happen. I want to personally apologize to commissioner Goodell, Arthur Blank, coach Bobby Petrino, my Atlanta Falcons teammates, you know, for our -- for our previous discussions that we had. And I was not honest and forthright in our discussions, and, you know, I was ashamed and totally disappointed in myself to say the least," Vick said.

"I want to apologize to all the young kids out there for my immature acts and, you know, what I did was, what I did was very immature so that means I need to grow up."

Vick said he now has renounced dogfighting and has found religion as a result of the federal charges. "Dogfighting is a terrible thing. I reject it," he said.

"I totally ask for forgiveness and understanding as I move forward to bettering Michael Vick the person, not the football player," Vick said.

"I take full responsibility for my actions … I am totally responsible."

what a bunch of shit. who wrote that for him? you know what. all i have to say about this is FUCK YOU VICK! you're like a really hot girlfriend who just cheats on you all the time and then ends up fucking your best friend just to drive the nail in the coffin. i hope you NEVER play in the NFL again. you are a fucking useless retard and a disgrace and i hope someone shanks you in the yard...but i guess that's too much to ask for. i will no longer mention you again.

Mike Vick, Starring in The Longest Yard 2: Electric Boogaloo

so Mike Vick's co-defendent decided it was in his own best interest to plead guilty and then turn on our former hero and throw him under the bus by testifying against Mr. Mexico. now to say Vick is fucked is pretty much an understatement. i'm thinking the Virginia Penal Football League just got alot more interested, if you are taking notes. if only Pac Man Jones and Tank Williams would go break some laws their too, we might be ablle to get a pretty rad team going...we could even throw in Chris Henry for good measure. hell that team already would have more talent than the Raiders.

So Long Ron Mexico, Hello the Joey Harrington Era

so the shit has officially hit the fan with all this dog fighting business and Mr. Mexico just got his dumbass indicted. well so much for the former Madden cover boy and overall number 1 pick. The Falcons and any hopes of making the playoffs are now totally fucked and they've got a huge salary cap burden that's gonna cripple the team for years. i guess at this point we just hope for the worst and maybe we end up with one of the of the top 3 picks in the draft and land Darren McFadden or Brian Brohm.