For the NFL even considering playing the Super Bowl in London...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Roger Goodell is in serious danger of passing David Stern as the biggest douchebag dictator in all of sports. It was bad enough that he takes the law into his own hands and treats grown as men like little kids being sent to the principals office, but now you want to take the most important sporting event in our country and put it in a country that doesn't care about the sport?!? Fuck You, Asshole!

If you wanna let Goodell know what sort of greedy, asshole, cockgoblin he is then email him at Roger.Goodell2@NFL.net or just call his ass and leave a nice polite voicemail at 1-212-450-2000.

So That Didn't Suck At All

So thanks to the Cardinals suddenly remembering that Larry Fitzgerald still played for their team in the 2nd half we ended up getting one of the most exciting Super Bowl finishes in NFL history. now that game itself WAS NOT the greatest Super Bowl ever as some people who are prone to hyperbole will try and tell you, it was actually a pretty sloppy and poorly played game with way too many fucking penalties for most of the game and it pretty much looked like the Steelers were gonna run away with that shit after Warner tossed the soul crushing pick six to end the first half, but on the flipside everyone who is calling this a dominating performance by the Steelers (i.e. Colin Cowheard Douchetard) with some lucky breaks for the Buzzsaw that kept it close is obviously an idiot. this game was the perfect example of how the NFL's current parity gives anyone who makes the playoffs a chance to be Super Bowl champs and if it wasn't for Arizona's shitty prevent defense at the end of the game and Big Ben making probably the greatest throw ever into triple coverage then the Buzzsaw would be your champs (maybe)...not that i am complaining, as this decade has given us some of the greatest Superbowls of all time. almost all of them have been competitive and some of them have come down to the final play or final drive to decide the game. after growing up in the 80s and watching the NFC CRUSH the AFC on a yearly basis this has been a welcome change of pace and has done a lot to make the NFL surpase the MLB as my favorite pro sport.

6 quick thoughts

1. Larry Fitzgerald is the best receiver in football. there isn't even a discussion. i loved the guy in college and have long fantasized that he'd end up on the Falcons some day. maybe if Warner had bothered throwing to him in the first half this game could've gone the other way.

2. Kurt Warner is a hall of famer. i don't even think there should be a debate. he's won 2 league MVP's and led the Arizona FUCKING Cardinals within 2 minutes of winning a Super Bowl. plus Jesus commands that you vote him in.

3. Big Ben is officially not overrated. if you are still hating then you should probably shut the fuck up. he's won 2 championships in 5 seasons and he'll probably get at least one more before he's done and that final drive and his ability to escape the pass rush and make plays down the field despite being an oversized moose with opposable thumbs makes him about as clutch as it gets. i too have uttered the phrase "He's overrated!" and you will never hear that from me ever again. Tony Romo = Overrated. Ben Roethlisberger = Championship QB.

4. defense does not win championships anymore...QBs win championships. defense gets you to the Super Bowl, it's your elite QB who wins you that shit. there was never really a point in that game that i felt like Pittsburgh's D was dominating Arizona...more or less i thought Arizona was making stupid decisions and doing themselves in and once they figured out that they had 3 really awesome receivers and some RBs who could catch the Steelers' defense was a non-factor in the game, even the game changing interception was more of Warner's fault than it was Harrison making a play...now his ability to take it 100 yards was fucking awesome, but that INT was all Warner. if the Buzzsaw had attacked them the way they did in the 2nd half all game long then i think they could've blown the Steelers out.

5. this is not a fumble

i was in stunned disbelief that the Refs first called Warner's incomplete pass a fumble, but even more than that i can't believe they didn't fucking review it! that's a shitty way to let an awesome 4th quarter end. the Buzzsaw got hosed.

6. there were no commercials with monkeys fucking shit up in them...this equals a giant FAIL for me. Americans want to see a monkey in a suit doing something funny in their Super Bowl Ads. this should be written into the Constitution.

The Boss And His Crotch Are All In Your Face

Okay, so far this game is whatever for me...but the Springsteen Crotch Slide into the camera might have been the greatest moment in the history of Super Bowl half times.

my uninformed Super Bowl prediction

The Buzzsaw crushes The Steelers on Sunday, 35-21. The Cardinals will shut down The Steelers' running game just like they did Atlanta's & they harass Big Ben and create turnovers just like they did vs. Carolina. On offense Fitzgerald will dominate Pittsburgh's weak cornerbacks and he'll snag somewhere around 10 balls for 140 yards and 3 touchdowns on the way to the MVP. Warner will thank Jesus and then retire and Leinart will retreat into the arms of a drunken college girl. Matt Cassel will eventually come to Arizona and take Matt's job away. The Buzzsaw will now join Tampa Bay as one of those teams that used to suck but now is pretty respectable. The Sun will explode and kill us all on May 14th 2027.

Much Respect To Omar Epps

i really don't think that Omar Epps has gotten enough credit for what he's been able to accomplish with the Pittsburgh Steelers. i mean this whole time he thought he has been filming the Program Part 2 but instead he's led the Steelers to the Super Bowl...and he still makes time for House! the guy works hard to say the least. i wonder if Cuba Gooding Jr will suit up for the Buzzsaw this weekend and do his best to one up Omar?

How Many Kids Who Were Born In New York Today Do You Think Are Being Named Tyree?

after making one of the top 5 greatest cathes in NFL History, David Tyree went from random ass wide receiver on the Giants squad to Legend with one play. it must be pretty awesome to be him right now. i hope Eli bought him a fucking pony after last night.

Eli!!!! Holy Fucking Shit!

if i never watched another football game again for the rest of my life, i'm not sure i'd see one as fucking amazing as this one. (okay that's totally bullshit because the USC/Texas National Title was the best game ever) but seriously, what can you even say? that play Eli made where he escaped the sack and threw a completion to David Tyree might be the most amazing play i have ever seen in a game in my whole life.

The Patriots continue the tradition set by the '05 USC Trojans of being named the greatest team of all time by ESPN before the championship game and then getting beaten. 18-1 has gotta fucking sting like hell for a team with such a fucking huge ego. honestly i had zero rooting interest in this game. i hate the Giants under most any other circumstance, but you gotta root for Eli against THE ROAD TO PERFECTION. The Patriots go down as the team that choked. Brady loses some of his shine. Amazing. Awesome. Best Super Bowl ever. Holy Fucking Shit!

oh yeah...Bill Belichick is a classless douchebag. Eat a Dick you charmless asshole. Karma is a bitch, motherfucker!

ELI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's so Super About The Super Bowl?

ugggh the Fox coverage of this Superbowl is beyond annoying. we've got Ryan Seacrest doing some kind of red carpet bullshit, we've got alicia keys in snow leopard pants with back up dancers. Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta are here, and no not for a Pulp Fiction reunion. if i see another fucking Jumper promo then i am gonna go jum off my roof. getting excited about the Super Bowl commercials is quiet possibly the lamest thing possible. i'm already sick of this game and it's still an hour away. fuck this shit.

Party On Dude

Super Bowl Sunday is nearly here. i'll be gettin' my drank and my eat on with the Bamarealist and his guests, running sidebets with Kenny, listening to jeff's dick jokes, and hopefully enjoying a close football game. since i don't give a fuck who actually wins i've decided to play a game of chance. if the Giants win the Super Bowl then i am shaving off my beard. also i am giving up fast food for 2 months. other than that i really could give a shit. my predicition, Patriots 38 Giants 20. Brady MVP with 3 touchdowns, 1 to Moss, 2 to Welker. perfect season. greatest team ever. blah blah blah

Eli? Superbowl? REALLY?!?!?!?!

for serious dude, Eli Manning is going to the fucking Superbowl after beating Favre in Greenbay in Arctic conditions....you could really say Favre beat himself with a pick in overtime, but that oversimplifies the whole thing. really all you need to know is Eli is going to the Superbowl. Eli!!! Eli??? Eli!!! oh yeah the New York media can now officially shut the fuck up. and Tiki can go suck a dick.

the Giants have no chance against the Patriots. i don't give a shit what they did in the final week of the season, that was at home, this is gonna be in nice warm weather with the PATRIOTS having had two weeks to prepare for a team they already beat once. i'm guessing it's a blowout on the level of that 49ers/Broncos Superbowl. but still, Eli is in the Superbowl and your team's shitty overrated QB isn't.