Showing posts with label falcons suck my balls but sometimes they don't. Show all posts
Showing posts with label falcons suck my balls but sometimes they don't. Show all posts

Friday, February 27, 2009

I Give Thanks to the Sun God, Ra for answering my prayers.


The Atlanta Falcons cut Keith Brooking. there is some justice in this world.

Brooking is a good guy and i wish him well, but goddamn if he isn't the most overrated, overpaid, shittiest fucking linebacker in the NFL. i see a New England Patriot uniform in your future. they are always in need of more white linebackers.

*******woops! Guess I was wrong about the Pats. Looks like Jerry Jones couldn't fight the urge to add an overpaid aging has been to his roster...wait, isn't that more Al Davis' m.o.?

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Have The Atlanta Falcons Become The Best Team I Root For?

so how come no one is talking about how the Falcons got totally fucked on that shitty muffed punt call at the end of the Eagles game? i mean ESPN talked about the goddan Chargers game where Culter fumbled the ball and it got called an incomplete pass for about 3 weeks. whatever.

it's strange, last year a loss like that would have meant nothing to me but now i really really wanna root for the Falcons. (probably has something to do with how shitty Auburn is). i don't know what it is, i mean i talked so much shit about Matt Ryan that i probably don't deserve to root for Atlanta this season. i will gladly admit i was wrong about the kid. he is like totally good and shit. and Michael Tuner?!?! best fucking move the Falcons have made in years. it's weird for me to say this, but I BELIEVE IN THE FALCONS...crazy. i think they are actually a good football team (i still see 7-9 for the season) and i think they are gonna be a playoff team next year and the year after that. maybe all that Vick bullshit was worth it in the long run.

Monday, October 13, 2008

All This Victory Is Making Me Forget My Life Sucks


after the miserable fucking Saturday i had, i needed a game like that from my Falcons. but goddamn boys, could you have done it with a little less heart attack causing drama?

Elam! you go from goat to god in minutes. amazing.

and Fucknuts McWhitey!!!! you might actually be worth a shit after all. i might even start calling you by your given name...i will not call you Matty Ice though. ever. i don't care if you win us a Super Bowl. it's never gonna happen. not bad for a pair of shoes.