so for anyone who witnessed Emmitt Smith in action last season as an analyst for ESPN, we got some rare treats in the art of the English language. now i will admit that my spelling and use of punctuation totally sucks...but then again nobody pays me to write this blog. Emmitt is paid to talk on television and give his in depth analysis on the game of football. the only real analysis he gives is that he didn't go to class much when he was at Florida.
some of his top quotes from last season.
"Wade [Phillips] inherit this success."
"And when defense felt my will, it was a total different game then."
"And then he come back and throw another pass and he drop it."
"This team have not played confident football in three weeks."
"He gets the ball over to their third read than most quarterback can."
"Mike Martz have this offense rollin'"
"He's gonna be the guy Tom Brady look for on third downs."
"He turn around and go deep on Dre' Bly"
"The leadership definitely have to come from the leaders."
'The Packers don't has a running game."
"That offense does... do look good."
"Don't worry about the game you just won or the team that we just blew out... uhhh... blown... blown out... Let's think about what we need to do going forward, and they had... blown out."
"That can be a swing their way eventually. I just hate to be the team that they winned it against"
"Brett Favre went into Dallas nine times and have a big goose egg."
"I love those style of play that the Tennessee Titans bring to the game."
"I'm concerned about a guy who fall down before get hits."
the top 3.
3. "You cannot change the stripes of a leopard."
2. "What happened tonight, the strength of the Patriots team got debacled."
and the greatest one of all time:
1. "Eli Manning has been given the rice of passage."
awesomeness. i hope Emmitt gets some draft coverage airtime so more fine lessons in speech can be given to the youth of America.
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