An Open Letter To Two Rich Assholes

Dear George Lucas and Steven Spielberg,

my name is justin robinson and i have a bone to pick. first off let me go ahead and thank both of you for my awesome childhood. you guys were as a much a part of me growing up as anything else. you helped entertain and expand my imagination like no two other people in Hollywood as either the director or producer of ET, Star Wars, Close Encounters, Goonies, Back To The Future, Gremlins, and countless other films, hell even Willow was awesome...but above them all sat one man, Indiana fucking Jones. the greatest character in movie history....and now you've gone and fucked with that. in your old age you guys have both lost whatever spark once brought us all such joy. it was bad enough that you completely ruined Star Wars, but Indiana Jones?!?! that's unfuckingforgivable. the new Jones' adventure is beyond all things silly, kinda boring, and not that much fun. not to mention Cate Blanchett totally sucks every second she's on the screen and the overwhelming amount of obvious greenscreen takes all the thrill out of almost every action sequence. and don't get me started on the "treasure". i got one word for your new movie, LAME. okay, maybe i'm being a little too harsh. it's honestly not a terrible movie...it's just not nearly as awesome as Iron Man, or the Bourne Movies, or a lot of other recent action movies i've seen that i don't have nearly the emotional attachments to. i guess the word LAME should be changed to DISAPPOINTING...but then again, i should have learned my lesson from you guys a long time ago. it's about making money, not making awesome movies.

so yeah, thanks a lot for fucking with my childhood again. you guys are a bunch of out of touch douchebags and Spielberg should stick to the one genre he still does well, World War II movies. Lucas should just stay away from every creation he's ever come up with because he just turns them to shit. whatever, fuck you guys.

your pal,

justin