Saturday, April 25, 2009

Liveblogging the 2009 NFL Draft part 1

a moment of silence for Matt Stafford who the Lions will completely ruin in less than 3 years...luckily he'll sleep well on a pile of cash and naked women...you lucky little bastard.

Listening to ESPN's experts ramble on about the Wildcat and the Spread offense makes me think none of these NFL guys have watched college football...EVER.

Am I the only person who thinks the way these douchebags are bashing on Stafford and loving on Sanchez is just another example that ESPN are a bunch of USC cheerleaders. How is Stafford being a junior an issue when it isn't for Sanchez especially when Stafford started for 3 years and Sanchez only played 1?

Rumors are flying that Atlanta might trade their pick to the Chiefs to get Glenn Dorsey, which would be kind of ironic since he was the player most all of us were screaming for Atlanta to take last year.

I am annoyed at the douchebag New Yorkers booing Matt Stafford, I realize none of the Jets or Giants fans have ever watched any college football but who really thinks Jason Smith (a guy noone had ever fucking heard of before the combine) is a safer pick than a franchise QB?

Berman shouldn't really attempt to talk about college football at all, he barely knows what's going in the NFL outside of the Bills.

Jason Smith to the Rams. So much for Sanchez taking Bulgers' job.

Steve Young thinks you don't love football.

I love these NFL fan polls like "who do you think will be a better pro, Tyson Jackson or Aaron Curry" none of these assholes have ever fucking seen Aaron Curry play football before. And now Berman has started his annual tipping of the picks. Please fire him.

Aaron Curry cried. He seems like a good kid but all the people saying he should have been the 1st pick are insane. He ain't Lawrence Taylor.

So Mark Sanchez just became a Jet after the Browns traded the pick. That dude is about to be the most laid man in New Jersey. Sanchez just got called out Shelly Smith for her USC Qb stalking. She looks smitten.

Andre Smith is going to the Bengals...I'm sure a team with disipline issues will be a perfect fit. Just kdding, he's a good kid and a good player.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG THE RAIDERS?! Darrius Fucking Heyward Bey?! Over Crabtree or Jeremy Maclin? Al Daivs is a fucking idiot. Someone kill that Zombie now. BUST! Again 40 times beat out scouting reports. Fucking retards!

Poor Crabtree. He's this years Matt Leinart/Brady Quinn/Aaron Rogers.

Listening to Keyshawn talk about people's ego is mindnumbing.

Steve Young just called Keyshawn out for starting the wide out diva trend.

Stop fucking tipping all the picks ESPN! You are ruining this shit.

looks like the 49ers are gonna pick Crabtree. how do i know this? because ESPN fucking showed him on the phone smiling before the pick. stay sucky ESPN.

Steve Young hates everyone...just so you know.

i'm trying to remember when ESPN sucked more drama out of the draft than this year. im looking forward to the 2nd round because they'll have stopped caring.

Knowshon is a Bronco. and Berman makes his lamest joke of the day by saying he was related to Keyshawn because of their first names...and they show the Moreno leap and Berman makes a "Woop!" what a fucking worthless turd.

Redskins got a steal with Brian Orakpo. i'm sure Dan Snyder will try and trade him away for some aging QB.

Beanie Wells looks pissed.

Brian Cushing looks like a douche. STEROIDS! Why is he even at the draft? I thought they only invited guys who were supposed to be top 10 picks.

so does Berman only follow like 4 or 5 NFL teams?

Berman doesn't make any fucking analysis whatsoever...he just rambles on like a fucking idiot. I wish the draft was just Mel Kiper, someone to ask Mel questions (really anyone other than Berman), and then Mort to feed us trade info. Keyshawn is useless and Steve Young is just angry and questioning everyone's love of football.

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