Half Assed Attempt @ a Day 2 Liveblog

I'm pretty sure the Jets will just boo anyone. I'm also 100% sure that none of these guido douchebags have ever seen any of these kids play a single down of college football. Granted I think Shonn Green is gonna be a bust (although him being a 3rd rounder sorta takes him out of the bust category) but I know these idiots don't know who the fuck he is...much less that he rushed for 100 yards in EVERY SINGLE GAME last season.

Mel Kiper compared Mark Sanchez to Chad Pennington (before the arm injury)...I'm not exactly sure how the Jets feel about that.

Auburn players I'm hoping to see get drafted today: Jerraud Powers, Tez Doolittle, Tyronne Green, Brad Lester.

So there are about 5 tight ends that are about to get drafted. Cook, Ingram, Coffman, Nelson, & Travis Beckum.

With Marks already drafted last night my number 3 wishlist pick for the Falcons, so I will alter that pick to be Roy Miller the DT outta Texas, Ricky Jean Francis from LSU, that other linebacker from USC whose the Rock's nephew, or Antoine Caldwell the center from Bama.

The Cowboys just drafted a linebacker that I've never fucking heard of from a tiny school. Jerry Jones is just as clueless as Al Davis...he's just more savvy with the media.

Chris Carter fucking blows. Listening to him and Trent Dilfer hate on everyone makes me want to jab knives into my ears.

Listening to these guys talk about the Bengals reminds me that Kenny Irons career is more than likely over. Sad sad sad.

The Bengals just landed Michael Johnson from Ga Tech. What a steal in the 3rd round. I think so far the Bengals have had the best fucking draft of any team. All 3 of their guys started off this season as projected 1st round picks and all of them have huge BOOM potential. Suddenly they seem like a legit threat for the 2010 season.

49ers just snagged Glen Coffee of Bama. Mel loves this pick.

You know I've been thinking about Pat White with the Dolphins and I say fuck the Wildcat. They should just run the goddamn option.

ESPN thinks Michael Crabtree is a dick. I'm sick of their obsession with diva receivers. Being a dick is not a character issue, getting arrested is a character issue. Who cares if he wears his hat sideways? Tom Jackson hates young black men with any hip hop style. He and Bill Cosby should hangout. Fuck you ESPN. Crabtree isn't a fucking thug. He never got in any trouble at school and he is an awesome wideout. Shut the fuck up! I mean seriously, ESPN just makes up bullshit to fill their airtime and cause controversy and I am fucking over it.

The Giants just drafted an Egyptian.

Asher Allen is a Viking...another team whose draft I really like. They got Percy, a giant in Phil Loadholt, and a good corner. Solid solid solid.

Patrick Turner just got drafted by the Dolphins. He's gotta be the biggest college bust of any USC receiver. Why the fuck would you take him in the 3rd round? That dude sucks. Mike Williams and Dwayne Jarrett now have some company.

Titans got a good pick with Jared Cook.

Uhhhhh...who the fuck is Christopher Owens? I'm not a big fan of teams taking cornerbacks from small schools. If you were gonna draft a cornerback why not take DJ Moore from Vandy over some dude from San Jose State? Whatever the Falcons 1st two picks were strong enough for me not to get to down on this pick.

Another Auburn player got picked, Jerraud Powers to the Colts. He'll be a nickleback in the NFL.

A point was just made that kind of blew my mind. There've been 4 UConn players drafted and not a single player from the U. Kinda crazy to think about regardless of how bout Miami has fallen off.

Bill Cosby and Quan Cosby is my favorite pointless non-story of this draft. Bill Cosby has become crotchety in his old age. He seems so annoyed by Erin Andrews. Its a good thing she is hot because she sucks at interviews.


Rashad Johnson is a total steal in thr 3rd round for the Cardinals. And the Bengals are putting together the best fucking draft in years with Chase Coffman.

I fucking hate Trent Dilfer. Dude you sucked as a QB. The Ravens won a Super Bowl in spite of your no talent ass...not because of it.

Top 5 worst QBs who have won a Super Bowl

1. Trent Dilfer, Ravens
2. Jeff Hostetler, Giants
3. Doug Williams, Redskins
4. Jim McMahon, Bears
5. Brad Johnson, Bucs

Stephen McGee just got drafted in the 4th round? Huh? Obviously this is just the Cowboys taking a Texas kid, but I never thought that kid was any good in college. Also what's Todd McShay's lovefest with Brian Hoyer? That anyone would draft him is ridiculous. He was shitty in college and he won't play a down in the NFL.

Mike Goodson from Texas A&M is another 1 of those college players who was supposed to be a star and now he's gonna probably be a punt returner for the Panthers.

Jaws is gonna attack Todd McShay for not agreeing with him about some random ass DIAA qb that nobodys ever heard of and is never gonna play in the NFL.

uhhh...Falcons took another dude i've never heard of with their 4th pick. he's an end so that's a plus but still i am uninspired by this selection. Lawrence Sidbury from Richmond? apparently he's pretty fast for a big guy and he is smart, but yeah i am less than thrilled.

Erin Andrews is a terrible actress. and annoying the hell out of Bill Cosby and me as well.

Another Auburn Tiger off the board. Tyronne Green to the Chargers, joining former Tiger Marcus McNeil. War Eagle.

Falcons 5th rounder is William Middleton from Furman?! who the fuck is he? why the fuck are they taking all these small school players? this draft is starting to turn sour for me. FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Top 5 Steals of the 4th Round

1. DJ Moore, CB, Vandy to the Bears
2. Shawn Nelson, TE, Southern Miss to Bills
3. Louis Murphy, WR, Florida to Oakland
4. Tyrone Greene, G, Auburn to Chargers
5. Andre Brown, RB, NC State to Giants

Jeff and I are both predicting Ellerbe to be the next Atlanta pick. the fact that the Falcons haven't taken any linebackers is a bit odd to me.

i thought Jarett Dillard was gonna be a 1st rounder after his season 2 years ago...it's so amazing how draft stock on receivers rises and plummets from year to year more than any other position. if anything it's the number 1 reason that you should ALWAYS leave as soon as you are eligible following a productive season. ALWAYS.

4 interesting picks in a row for the 5th round: the Vikings got Jasper Brinkley from South Carolina was awesome when he wasn't hurt. Rhett Bomar to the Giants could be an interesting project to develop behind Eli. that guy was the #1 QB coming out of highschool in 2004. i think he'll be a better pro QB than Josh Freeman for sure. and then James Casey, the tight end from Rice, who was a pass catching machine this year...he could be a steal for Houston. and another player who i think could be a huge BOOM is former Florida tight end Cornelius Ingram aka the freak who was awesome his junior year for the Gators and then got hurt and didn't play last year. he has 1st round talent and the Eagles will total turn him into a weapon.

Marcus Freeman is off the board, as much as i don't like Ohio State players in this draft, i wouldn't have had an issue with Atlanta taking this guy.

come on linebacker...take a fucking linebacker Atlanta, anybody...it'd be nice if i'd actually heard of him and he played somewhere that i consider a good football team.

....Nope they took an offensive tackle from North Carolina named Garrett Reynolds. dude is 6 foot 8 and i assume they'll put him at right tackle, if they were gonna go lineman i would've rather seen them draft Duke Robinson the All American guard from Oklahoma or Herman Johnson the HUGE guard from LSU. again i am not stoked about this pick.

i'm starting to wonder if any more Auburn players are gonna get drafted. i really don't like Brad Lester's chances...which is sad because i always thought he could be a good NFL back. Tuberville totally screwed him at the end of last season.

speaking of runningbacks that probably won't get drafted, is there even any hope someone might take Ian Johnson from Boise State? it's sad for me to think that the kid who gave us one of the most memorable moments in college football history won't get a shot in the NFL.


Carolina drafted big Duke Robinson...aka the lineman Atlanta should've drafted. damnit!

two Clemson safeties go back to back. was Clemson's defense even that good last season? i don't believe so.

FUCK! Herman Johnson for LSU is off the board. i was kinda hoping the Falcons could maybe get lucky with him next round.


the 49ers picked up Ball State QB Nate Davis who had the two most amazing flame outs at the end of the season vs. Buffalo and Tulsa after starting the season undefeated. with that shitty QB situation out in San Fran would anyone be surprised if this kid has to play next year?

and so the 5th round has ended and so time for some useless list making...

Top 5 Steals of the 5th Round

1. Cornelius Ingram, TE, Florida to the Eagles
2. Duke Robinson, G, Oklahoma to the Panthers
3. Herman Johnson, G, LSU to the Cardinals
4. Jarrett Dillard, WR, Rice to the Jaguars
5. Rhett Bomar, QB, Sam Houston State (former Oklahoma QB) to the Giants

and with Atlanta's 6th round pick they take an inside linebacker from the U named Spencer Adkins. he played linebacker at Miami...normally that's the sort of thing that makes me happy, but honestly this day 2 nonsense has me ready for a nap. i'm gonna go eat. fuck it. i'll wrap all this shit up later with a final post tonight.

the final draft pick for the Falcons is Vance Walker, a big DT from Ga Tech...a good depth pick, still i would have been more thrilled if they had picked up Tez Doolittle from Auburn or Ricky Jean Francios of LSU at the tackle position...but whatever.

so the 7th round is almost done, the only real question for Atlanta would be if someone will trade the Falcons a 7th rouner for Mike Vick's rights....yeah right, that's not fucking happening.