Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Tebow in 2024


Who the fuck didn't see this coming?

considering most experts don't think Tebow has much of a shot being an NFL QB, wouldn't it make more sense for the kid to go into the world of politics? when i heard Timmy give his Heisman speech i knew then and there that he would at least be the future Governor of Florida some day. sounds like Limbaugh and co. wanna groom him for something bigger.

Sorry GOP, Tebow was born in the Philippines...so i'm pretty sure he isn't eligible.

3 comments:

cwg said...

if his parents are citizens - which they are - then it doesn't matter where he was born, he's still a US citizen.

sigh.

maybe he can run with palin of the super-smoking-hot-xtian-conservative ticket. (altho, for the record, i do not find tebow hot. but everyone else seems to.)

JR Suicide said...

ok, i was unsure about that. so then looks like Tebow is all set to be the president of whatever kind of wasteland the US will be in '24.

kenniebloggins said...

Yeah, dude. Shouldn't have smoked that j-bird b4 Civics class.