Don't Even Fucking Think About It, Atlanta

So the Cowboys finally said bye, bye, bye to T.O., shocking!!! i know.

let's rank the top 5 teams most likely to end up with Owens.

1. THE REDSKINS...if you throw enough money at something, it eventually wins a Super Bowl. right? although they claim they aren't interested...yeah right.

2. THE RAIDERS...too perfect not to happen. is their a team and a player who were ever more perfect for one another?

3. THE SEAHAWKS...do you even know who any of their receivers are? dude they have Auburn wide outs taking up roster spots. crazy help is better than no fucking help.

4. THE TITANS...would give them someone to take the heat of Vince Young, plus Owens played his college ball in the state.

5. THE EAGLES...just kidding.

and because i have too much time on my hands...TO's breakup mix with the Cowboys. Big boys don't cry.

the break up song

Hey, do you like horse collar tackles? cuz you could have a really slow and old safety who can't cover anyone and might be the most overrated player at his position ever because the Cowboys just cut Roy Williams too. No Pac Man, No TO, No Roy...man the Cowboys aren't gonna be any fun at all next year.