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when your football program sucks this bad, it helps to hide that in some snazzy powder blue and gold uniforms. you may not be going to any Rose Bowls anytime soon, but those colors might just get you laid.
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who thought shit brown and banana yellow was a good color combo? i couldn't even wear something like this if i was trying to be ironic.
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hey just because you can't beat a team with a winning record that isn't called Navy doesn't mean you have to look like shit while doing it.
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someone needs to keep My Chemical Romance away from Nike's top secret uniform development program. do these wings make me look gay? do i really have to answer that?
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not only does Austin have a really awesome music scene, tons of hot co-eds, and is the filming place for Friday Night Lights...but the Longhorns have the sweetest fucking uniforms in all of football.
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am i the only one who finds it ironic that a team who plays in Tampa Bay looks like their uniforms were thrown together by a deranged methhead at the last minute?
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