FUCK YOU TURF TOE!!!

Turf Toe!!! say it ain't so.

you know what that means:

Matt Ryan is probably done for the rest of the year.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God, why do you hate my Atlanta Falcons so much? is it all the booty music?

goddamncockfacedmotherfuckingpieceofshit!

Who Is More Fucked By Injury?

Oklahoma or UGA?

Poor poor Sturdivant. 2 season ending knee injuries in a row...so long NFL career.

And Sam Bradford is another living monument to the lesson that if you are a QB who people consider a 1st round draft pick then you need to go pro right fucking then. Brian Brohm, Matt Lienart, Brady Quinn, etc..., all just shook their head knowingly when you got your ass busted up by that Mormon missle.

NFL Draft stock...its a sonofabitch.

Philip Pierre-Louis, we hardly knew ye

so word on the street is that would-be slot receiver, returner, playmaker, mini-me, french name haver...Philip Pierre-Louis and 3 other Auburn players (Cameron Henderson, Jomarcus Savage, and Christian Thompson) are all no longer member's of the Auburn Tigers. HUH??!?! apparenly Gene Chizik is on vacation so there's no official word on this yet. Rivals and Auburn Undercover are reporting that the players are gone but not giving reasons why. could be academics, could be injuries, could be that some of these kids decided to transfer. as far as Philip Pierre-Louis goes, i think most of us are sad because we saw this kid's youtube highlights and he looked like the kind of Trindon Holliday/Brandon James speedster who could be a lethal punt returner and slot guy...but he did fuck his knee up and he didn't practice during the spring (or not much) so there's a good chance he's just not able to play anymore.

Henderson and Savage both hurt because Auburn needs the defensive line depth...losing one guy is bad, but two! that's a nightmare. i won't be surprised if Gabe McKenzie gets moved from Tight End back to Defensive End to help with this new problem. Thompson is maybe the biggest loss of all because he apparently played extremely well during the Spring and was looked gave Auburn some depth at safety...something the team was lacking last year, with Savage lost for the year again (most likely) and now Thompson gone...well the secondary is probably gonna be relying on true freshmen to give the starters relief.

so yeah, i have only one way to react to all of this:

FUCK!!!!!!

this is why i hate the offseason.

Hey Our Overrated Former 5 Star Linebacker Is Out for The Year

Tray Blackmon/aka the Little Ball Of Hate/aka the most hyped defensive recruit of the Tuberville era, is done for the season. with the way this year has been going it seems fitting that our most overrated player is done for the year. honestly Josh Bynes has been a lot more solid than Blackmon in the middle this season and this doesn't exactly make me feel anything. Blackmon has so far lived up to NONE of his potential having spent the last 3 years missing chunks of the season with injury issues and serving suspensions. he's also really good at injuring his teammates during Spring Ball (just ask Fannin and former QB DeRon Furr). Blackmon has shown flashes of potential the last few seasons that he could be special, but he's also been highly inconsistent.

when i look at the Auburn team i see a list of guys who never measured up to those stars attached to their Rivals pages. and so here i am ready to unleash my top 10 most overrated players currently taking up scholarships on the 2008 Auburn Tigers.

1. Tray Blackmon LB- 5 Star Recruit with injury and charcter issues. lacks size to be a a big time NFL linebacker.
2. Lee Ziemba OT- 5 star. penalties. penalties. penalties. also a bit of a hothead.
3. Montez Billings WR- 4 Star. was supposed to replace Courtney Taylor as Auburn's go to guy. a sometimes starter who has been outshined by walk-on Rod Smith and 3 Star Robert Dunn (sorry apparently that was NO Stars. Dunn was a darkhorse for sure).
4. Neal Caudle QB- 4 star, currently the 3rd or 4th string QB. doubtful he will ever start a game for the Tigers.
5. Tim Hawthorne WR- 4 star recruit who has been largely a non-factor in his career.
6. Bart Eddins OL/DL- 4 star recruit...not even sure if he's even on the team anymore.
7. Chris Slaughter WR- 4 star recruit, mostly has played on punt returns. great size and speed has equaled zero big plays.
8. Terrell Zachery WR- 4 star recruit, you see a pattern here? with all the damn four star wideouts on this team you'd imagine ONE of them would be worth a shit. not so much.
9. Mike Berry OL- 4 star recruit, has been mostly a backup.
10. Bailey Woods TE- 4 star, apparently was moved to long snapper. jesus.

i'm keeping Kodi Burns off this list because i chalk his failures up to bad coaching and not being given a chance to show what he can do. honestly that could be said about a lot of these guys.

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fantasy DEATH hath just been handed forth to me from the angry gods on NFL injuries.

Tony Romo is out four 4 weeks with a broken finger.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

who the hell is the Cowboys' backup?

Best Shirt Ever

The Tallest Most Evil Glass Of Haterade

X-Mas came early for everyone who hates the Patriots. it's official, Dreamboat Brady is DONE FOR THE YEAR. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! suck it, Boston. i hope the Redsox get swept in the playoffs too.

Brady down. L.T. and Favre to go in the football douchebag hate lottery.

okay, for that i'm probably cursing the entire Auburn front seven to career ending injuries. i really take no pleasure in Brady gettin' hurt, just in those douchebag Boston fans and Peter King's misery.

Never Take Glee In Your Enemy's Troubles

so Georgia just went from a national title contender to good and fucked with the news that star left tackle Trinton Sturdivant has suffered a severe and likely season ending knee injury. there seems to be a lot of that going around right now. Auburn lost starting corner back Aairon Savage and Florida lost ALL-SEC tight end Cornelius Ingram for the year.