Monday, February 23, 2009

Andre Smith=Dumb, Knowshon=Slow


apparently Andre Smith is fat, lazy, and possibly dumb and for that his draft stock is falling like a stone. he's likely dropped out of the top 10 and might be the 4th tackle taken in the draft. as far as i'm concerned he's the best prospect available and if he somehow falls to where the Falcons are drafting they'd be crazy not to take him. sucks for his bank account though. Big Boy, you can't just LEAVE the NFL combine!!! what the fuck is the matter with you kid?

but hey it could be worse for Andre Smith. he could be one of the slowest running backs in the entire draft like some guy named Knowshon something or other who used to play for some team. apparently he ran a 4.62!!! at the combine. for a runningback that's like "old people fucking" slow. i mean Chris Ogbonnaya who was a fullback at Texas ran faster than Moreno. it's kind of hard to believe as Knowshon never seemed to have any trouble running away from Auburn players while scoring touchdowns. luckily for Knowshon this is the weakest runningback class in years and it's doubtful he'll fall out of the 1st round...but ya never know.

2 comments:

kenniebloggins said...

I still think Andre Smith will be an awesome professional player. I think the combine weighs a little too heavily on the skills and not actual football acumen. Fuck, I wish Mr LAzy, Fat and Slow had one more year to fucking pancake dudes in the SEC.

JR Suicide said...

apparently Michael Oher's stock is dropping too because he can't outlift a girl. the combine is stupid. it's just a way for teams to screw really awesome college players outta signing money.