This Is So Perfect That I Can't Believe It Took This Long

yeah, i want to cry too.

so yeah, if the rumors are true then T.O. could be an Oakland Raider soon enough.

this falls into the category of: so fucking ridiculous that you'd think the Onion wrote it.

or

so sadly obvious that it's enough to make me burn my vintage Bo Jackson jersey in a final act of rage against a team i once called my favorite.

let's see...didn't Oakland go down this path once before with Randy Moss? how'd that work out again? it's good to see Undead Al is still into collecting aging veteran stars who are past their primes or aren't worth the trouble of putting them on their squad. yeah i'm sure this is just the thing to push the Raiders back into relevance and won't in any way end up a complete fucking disaster.

what are the odds Pac-Man Jones joins with in Silver & Black next season? i gotta think they're 2/1.

oh my poor beloved DMac. don't worry dear Fantasy Football friend. we are sending an elite team to get you out of that crazy town as soon as we can.