Hal9000 Is My Top Choice

A Lifetime of Defeats would like to officially throw it's support behind Hal9000 to become the next head football coach of Auburn University.

HAL is an artificial intelligence, the sentient on-board computer of the spaceship Discovery…he will be bringing his cold soulless logic to the illogical world of the SEC West where he looks forward to dueling it out with the Alabama’s Nick Saban (who is actually a robot from an alternate time line sent back in time to kill the Auburn football program). as a computer himself, Hal 9000 has a greater understanding of the complexities of the BCS system. he will also deal with ineffective assistant coaches by cutting off their oxygen supplies and jettisoning their lifeless bodies into the cold blackness of space.