It's All Over Now, Baby Blue

okay, first let's just get this outta the way...

YEEEEEAAAHAAAA!!!!! and shit. We Won! We Won! what did we win? I Don't Know!! We Won!! SEC SEC SEC SEC!!!! *does a Gator chomp even though he's an Auburn fan and hates the fucking Gators....then passes out*

I Heart You College Football.

so that's what, 5 titles in 11 seasons? 2 for Florida and LSU each plus the Vols and then you've also got Auburn's '04 season and last year's Georgia team with #2 rankings over that span as well. not a bad run, especially in a year when the conference was down and the Big 12 had taken our spot as the best league in the country.....uh yeah, how'd the Big 12 South do in their bowls again? 1-3. ok, nuff said about that subject.

secondly it's time to give Percy Harvin and Tim Tebow their giant props. they are the best duo in college football this decade this side of Matt Leinart and Reggie Bush. Harvin was easily the championship game MVP, rushing for over a hundred yards on 1 leg and being his awesome ass little self. do i think he'll be good in the pros? i have no fucking clue, does it matter? nope. he's just awesome. and as far as Tebow goes....i mean if he NEVER plays another down of college football he's already the Greatest Player In SEC History. Yeah i fucking said it. sorry Bo, DMAC, Danny Wuerffel, and yeah even you Herschel. Tebow has won 2 national titles, a Heisman Trophy, and dominates like no QB can with his running and passing ability....plus he's a fucking leader on and off the field and i'd trade away 5 years of my life for Auburn to have a guy like that behind center.

as far as the game itself last night...we didn't settle anything. the only thing we learned is that the BCS still sucks and that we need a fucking playoff, but we already knew that...so yeah, we didn't learn shit. and so as much as i think the Gators deserve the BCS title i can not in good faith vote them number 1 in my poll that matters to absolutely noone but me and has no effect on the universe at large...but hey man, gotta have some fucking principles about something. and so i'm splitting it up.

Co-Champions baby!

USC and Florida are both number 1. but hey there's still time to settle this nonsense. Urban Meyer and Pete Carrol can stick their teams on a plane and fly both teams to Greenbay and play for the True National Tile on the ultimate of neutral fields...Lambeau Field (i mean seriously who the fuck would wanna be playing a game their right now other than the Packers). Win Forever vs. SEC Speed!! on the frozen tundra. it would be Beyond Thunderdome Awesome!!!!!

.....which is of course why it will never happen.

Utah can be the people's champion, for whatever that's worth. and Texas gets to be the champion of the most overrated conference in college football but as far as National Titles...sorry dude. no way, mostly because Mack Brown has been annoying the shit out of me the last 2 months.

on a random note, is there some way we can get an Oklahoma vs. Ohio State game next year so that at least one of their fanbases can celebrate a fucking bowl win? i think they deserve it.

don't you go crying for me, Argentina.

it's okay girl. cryin' makes the hurtin' stop. so let them tears out, the sun will come up tomorrow.

okay my final pointless poll of the season.

A Lifetime Of Defeats Top 25
1. USC
1. Florida
3. Utah
4. Texas
5. Oklahoma
6. Alabama
7. Oregon
8. TCU
9. Penn State
10. Boise State
11. Ole Miss
12. Georgia
13. Texas Tech
14. Virginia Tech
15. Florida State
16. Cincinnati
17. Ohio State
18. West Virginia
19. Oregon State
20. Iowa
21. LSU
22. Missouri
23. Georgia Tech
24. Tulsa
25. VANDERBILT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here's my PreSeason poll to show just how clueless i am...actually it's not that bad. i had the top 2 right. but Auburn, LSU, USF, West Virginia, Mizzou, Clemson, etc... all fucked me (as well as everyone else). Bama, Penn State, Utah, and Texas were also way better than i predicted. i was right about Ole Miss though. i knew they'd break out this year. (although in fairness i didn't rank them, but i talked about it constantly.) *pats self on back*

and now the long cold winter truly begins. bye bye College Football, i'll see you in the Spring.