Hey, Who Likes Shitty Basketball?

so someone told me that the Auburn Tigers play some other sport called Basketball? i've heard rumors of this but i thought it all ended back in the 1980s with Charles Barkley and Chuck Person, but apparently the school still carries on this pointless sport on a yearly basis. who knew? the Tigers will be making their yearly trip to the city of Athens, GA to face an equally as uninterested and pathetic basketball school known as the Georgia Bulldogs (HEY, That's the SEC tournament Champion Georgia Bulldogs El' Fucko!) on February 18th and depending what's on TV that night i might actually go out and watch the game with the other 200 people who have nothing better to do that evening. it's still over a month away, so that's plenty of time for me to come to my senses and decide not to go, but as of this moment i am leaning towards going to watching some shitty college basketball.