A LIFETIME OF DEFEATS: random

Monday, April 12, 2010

Saturday = A Day

i'll be in Auburn this weekend for the 2010 A-Day game with my old man. looking forward to getting an early look at the new QB and hopefully some of the new talent that will be making an impact this year.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Don't Laugh At My Mule

sorry for the lack of posts lately. shit be all crazy in my life and whatnot. gotta go talk to some guys about insulting my mule. promise to get back to posting soon.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Fuck A Whole Lot Of Avatar Winning Best Picture

fuck that movie. fuck people who loved that movie and are going into depression because it isn't real (this is apparently an ACTUAL phenomenon). fuck the Foreign press.

Avatar sucks. it looks cool but it's a piece of shit. you are being tricked by special fx.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

"It's Just Dances With Wolves...With Smurfs!"

not a football post, just something relevant in the world of pop culture. i saw Avatar on christmas with my family...holy shit! what a boring, trite, madlibs of a movie. the whole time i thought it was just a ripoff of Dances With Wolves....then i found this amazing piece of internet gold and thought i'd share.

spoiler alert.

Monday, November 16, 2009

if this blog was a movie it would be a teen melodrama

sometimes i like to pretend that my blog is a teen melodrama set sometime in the late 80s or early 90s in some boring suburban town. it’s kinda like a mix between the existential ramblings of Dazed and Confused and the dumb party scenes of Can’t Hardly Wait with maybe some class warfare stolen from the Outsiders for good measure….you know something that wouldn’t do well in the theater but would get a nice cult following on DVD.

there’d be a smart ass angsty kid who would be the hero, and a hot chick with the face of Rachel Leigh Cook and the ass of Blake Lively that our hero pines for, and his friends would be a nerdy sci-fi/horror loving guy, a punk rock dude, and a smart awkward chick who we all know he’s gonna end up with in the end.

and it would have a killer soundtrack

Sonic Youth- schizophrenia
The Verlaines- pyromaniac
The Undertones- teenage kicks
The Replacements- sixteen blue
The Strokes- barely legal
The Nerves- when you find out
The Beach Boys- girl don’t tell me
The Lemonheads- if i could talk i’d tell you
The Clean- i wait around
Teenage Fanclub- star sign
Lilys- will my lord be gardening
Shocking Pinks- emily
The Jesus & Mary Chain- happy when it rains
Velvet Underground- there she goes again
The Seeds- can’t seem to make you mine
Buzzcocks- love is lies
Thin Lizzy- romeo and the lonely girl
Neil Young- everybody knows this is nowhere
Tall Dwarfs- baby it’s over
Husker Du- i apologize
Turf War- cheers to the years
Johnny Thunders- you can’t put your arms around a memory

for your downloading pleasure a link.