My Brain Just Exploded

i mean, it IS hard to argue with such sound logic.

via KSK.

Basketball? That's Still Happening?

so apparently Auburn's mens b-ball squad is on a bit of a hot streak of late and are almost back to respectability (and by that i mean .500 in the SEC). they aren't nearly the unstoppable Juggernaut that is the women's hoops team, but yeah they aren't exactly the typical completely shitty basketball team either. with any luck they might just find themselves stumbling into an NIT berth...but probably not. look, i don't pretend to know or care anything about college basketball. all the good players leave after one or two years and the only time it's fun to watch is during the conference tournaments and the opening rounds of the NCAA's. but i do try and have at least a borderline love for the men's basketball team if they happen to be on a television and i happen to not be able to find any reruns of Buffy The Vampire Slayer on tv. sadly not too many Auburn men's games tend to come on and so i've seen about 2 minutes of the team all season, but luck be told these Tigers are traveling to my fine city of Athens to take on the shittiest team in the shittiest conference in all the land, the Georgia Bulldogs next week on February 18. i think tickets are like $15...which in this economy is asking a lot from people to endure such low quality athletics, but it's better than sitting in my house and dominating the computer in NCAA Football 09 every night. so yeah, if you are interested hit me up.

Losing Faith

So Tuberville claims he's got a stack of resumes on his desk from offensive coordinators looking to be the next guy running Auburn's O next season. i'd like to believe that this is in fact the truth, but something tells me this is just a smokescreen to keep the recruiting class intact and to avoid the constant question of what kind of offense the Tigers plan on running next season.

Tuberville said. "We're not going to change much of what we're doing. We're still going to be multiple." Multiple? what does this team do in multiples other than turnover the ball, not gain many yards, and fail to score points? sorry Coach but statements like that don't exactly inspire much faith from the fanbase.

maybe i'm caught up in my current Obama-love but change isn't sounding like such a bad thing to me when i read shit like "we're not going to change much of what we're doing." so you're planning on continuing to suck next season and cause me to jump off a bridge or drive my car in front of a train?! thanks a lot.

sometimes i get the feeling Tommy wants to get fired at the end of this season so that he can take a year off and then go land a less stressful job opening in either the Big 12 or ACC the following year. like maybe go back to Miami...i have a feeling Randy Shannon's ass will probably be getting fired next year if he doesn't turn the 'Canes around. but honestly i have no idea what i'm talking about...i'm just frustrated beyond belief and i've lost all faith in Auburn football.