Apologies for the early mockery. Too much time on my hands of late has me turning on my own kind...but if you hadn't figured out in 3 years that I am an asshole then you weren't paying attention.

*it should be noted that I was kidding. I DO think this shirt is funny...but I also hate it when people wear shit like this. But duh! I'm fucking cool. Cool kids are too cool for this kinda thing (please take that as a joke).