A Final Salute To The One Armed Zombie

CHRIS TODD, MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Auburn's ALL TIME Single Season TD Passing Leader. wrap your brain around that little nugget. and here we all thought that the fucker's arm had fallen off for good last year. good job, Todd, my boy. i enjoyed the shit sandwich you fed me this year.

you were the 3rd rated passer in the SEC this year, 4th in TDs, 6th in yards, completed nearly 60% of your passes for an avg. of 8 per pass (3rd in SEC), you only threw 6 INTS (tied for 3rd among regular starters), and you led the 3rd ranked offense in the league. i know Mallett and Tebow are gonna be the 1st and 2nd team QBs but if Todd isn't 3rd team All-SEC this year then it's some bullshit.

do i think Todd has an NFL Future? eh, probably not. but he was a lot better a college QB than i would have ever imagined. i wish this was the guy he would've been last year. but whatever, everything happens for a reason....or some shit.



One Armed Zombie We Salute You! let's hope you can lead us out with a bowl win and you toss a couple more TDs to Darvin Adams for your swan song.

Heisman, Brains!!!, Either One Is Fine With Me

5 fucking touchdowns! yeah, i was there. it happened.

this having an offense thing is kinda rad, huh?

some random thoughts about the game-
fuck all these night games, when you play Ball State the sun should still be out.
fuck all this rain bullshit.
Auburn's defense is un-good. i mean they're good enough to beat certain teams but a good offense is gonna tear it apart.
at any point Auburn has the ability to break a 50+ yard play with McCalebb, Tate, Fannin, & Zachery. it kinda rules.
i am very much this enjoying shitsandwich that Chris "I Am Going To Lead The SEC in Touchdowns, Motherfucker" Todd is feeding me. i shouldn't even have opinions. they are wrong too often.

at this point i'm thinking Auburn might just be the 3rd best team in the league...but i'll hold that thought for a few more weeks. get to 6-0 and i'll put it on a t-shirt.

Attack Of The One Armed Zombie!

CHRIS TODD, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

That pretty much sums up Auburn's unexpected/improbable/totally fucking awesome comeback win over those couch burning Banjo duelers from Western Virginia.

At that point when Todd threw his interception and it looked as though the Mountaineers were going to just run all over Auburn for another embarrassing blowout, therby killing the 2 weeks of built up goodwill and positive vibes of the Spread Eagle 2: Electric Boogaloo offense, I turned off my TV and stormed out of my house in the rainy Athens night to go get drunk and watch some rock and roll to take my mind off the fact Auburn was gonna suck just as much as last year after all. But a funny thing happened after I pussed out. The One Armed Zombie decided it was time to start feasting on some Mountaineers brains...and feast he motherfucking did.

4 FUCKING TDS?!?! Are you kidding me? Wait is this my videogame Tigers? Nope, just my much hated upon QB whom I called such things as "a waste of a scholarship" and "a turbo douche" last season. On a night when Tate and McCalleb couldn't do a damn thing, Chris Todd started shredding like Tony Alva.

The One Armed Zombie wins not just a game, but also the love, respect, and trust of War Eagle Nation all at once.

also props to the D for stepping up and shutting West Virginia the fuck down after giving up a bunch of big plays to start the game. War Eagle You Beautiful Motherfuckers.