TV PARTY: Week 3

I'LL BE TOO BUSY ROCK N AND ROLLIN FOR THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL...AND IF I WAS HOME I'D BE TOO BUSY WATCHING REAL TV SHOWS ON THURSDAY

Georgia Tech @ Miami on ESPN 2Nite 7:30PM

is Miami for real? are the Yellow Jackets really ready to contend for the ACC title? are both of these teams gonna make a quick fade and be after thoughts? this game won't end up meaning shit in the long run CUZ YOU AND I both know Virginia Tech is gonna win the ACC anyways. Miami NEEDS this game more than Tech since the Hurricanes have a brutal schedule coming up. i'd bet it on the Canes.

WATCH OUT FOR PIRATES GAME part 1

East Carolina @ North Carolina on ESPN2 12PM

last year it was the doublshot West Virginia & Virginia Tech gettin' served by the Purple Pirates of East Carolina...could UNC be joining them this year? i wouldn't have thought so until the Tar Heels had to steal a victory from UConn last week via an endzone penalty for a safety (the closest thing to 3-2 suckfest i've seen thusfar). i picked North Carolina to win, but it wouldn't surprise me at all if ECU came into Chapel Hill and handed them a reality check.

THE HORROR THE HORROR Game of the Week

Tennessee @ FLorida on CBS, 3:30 PM

The Gators by AT LEAST 40 points and let's all play the Tebow drinking game for everytime Vern says his name. Welcome to the SEC Lane Kiffin. at least you still have a hot wife.

HOW WILL MICHIGAN STATE CHOKE THIS ONE AWAY?

Michigan State @ Notre Dame on NBC, 3:30

once you get tired of watching the Florida 3rd stringers score touchdowns you can flip over and see how Michigan State goes into the 2nd half with a lead over Notre Dame only to turn the ball over and allow the Irish to come back and win.

HAWGS VS DAWGS!!!!

Georgia @ Arkansas on ESPN, 7:45 PM

seriously whoever decided to schedule Auburn and Georgia's games at the exact same time is fucking killing me. anyways i picked this one as an upset as far back as last year. this is going to be the game where Arkansas and Bobby Petrino announce themselves to be FOR REAL in the SEC this year. this is also the game where Georgia learns that they need to get a new fucking quarterback.

IS AUBURN FOR REAL???? PLEASE SAY YES

West Viriginia @ Auburn on ESPN2 7:45Pm

can Tate and McCalebb keep their ground assault going vs. the Mountaineers? can Auburn stop West Virginia's rushing attack? this is a revenge game for the Tigers. i think they'll win by 10....i hope.

WATCH OUT FOR PIRATES game part 2

Texas Tech @ Texas on ABC, 8PM

Michael Crabtree might be gone and this one might be in Austin but if the Longhorns sleep on Capt. Leach and Co then they might lose this...as well as their chances to play Florida and get beat in the BCS Championship. but it probably won't happen. Texas is gonna win this shit...BIG.