Dallas Finally Figures Out How To Win a Playoff Game

it should have been so fucking obvious all this time to Jerry, all you have to do is get the Nuge to play "the National Anthem" and there's no way you could possibly lose a game.


uggh. a Cowboys victory means i have to hear about those assholes for another week. although, minus Romo, this is the least hateable Cowboys team i can ever remember. Demarcus Ware, Felix Jones, Jason Whitten, Miles Austin...those guys are all pretty rad. and there was a plus, they crushed the stupid ass Eagles (the team i hate even more than Dallas) and sent crybaby Donovan and that dog killing cocksucker backup QB home. so yeah, way to go Dallas. now lose next week.


also the conversation these two had probably wasn't too far off of this.