spelling is for nerds

i'd like to take this slow news day to apologize to my senior English and creating writing teacher Mrs. Scott for the daily clusterfuck that is my grammar, spelling, use of punctuation, and general lack of a vocabulary on A Lifetime Of Defeats. i was your star student and look at what has become of me. i blame the public school system, my addiction to the internet, and possibly an undiagnosed learning disorder....also laziness plays a key role. anyways, sorry. i'll try harder next time.